kinomatika:

toothlesspolecat:

know what scopophobia is?

  • a pathological fear of being seen/watched/drawing attention to yourself in any way, and the judgement/ridicule you feel is attached to it

know what scopophobia ISN’T?

  • a fear of eyes.

know what you should be tagging with #scopophobia?

  • probably nothing. no static 2-dimensional image on the internet could even come close to evoking the kind of anxiety that comes with being around real live people looking at you and watching you and paying attention to you in a real live public setting. unless its a text post or video that discusses at length someone’s actual experiences dealing with scopophobia that could be uncomfortable or triggering to others who share the condition, i SERIOUSLY DOUBT you’ll find a situation where tagging it is appropriate.

know what you SHOULDN’T be tagging with #scopophobia?

  • basically everything that you’re tagging with scopophobia

if you feel deeply unsettled seeing images of eyeballs, or a photo of a person looking at the camera, or anything of that sort, you probably have something entirely different instead of/in addition to scopophobia, such as ommetaphobia (fear of eyes). 

this probably sounds a lot angrier than i intended but i am getting really goddamn tired of people mistakenly tagging selfies with scopophobia without even bothering to find out what it actually is? it just feels kind of trivializing to those of us who cant actually function like humans in public without having panic attacks because we feel like the whole world is scrutinizing our every word and action

NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THIS LMFAO

hinata-froyo:

hinata-froyo:

hinata-froyo:

hinata-froyo:

hinata-froyo:

hinata-froyo:

Akashi Seijuro as a geography teacher: know your place

Akashi Seijuro as a science teacher: know your space

Akashi Seijuro as a textiles teacher: know your lace

Akashi Seijuro as a gym teacher: know your pace

Akashi Seijuro as a music teacher: know your bass

This is my legacy

(Source: ghostly-hinata-froyo)

leaper182:

bucky-oh-bucky:

whatsbetterthanfantasy:

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT

it’s like, human, excuse me, i would like you to pet me. thank you.

I would also like a nose-to-nose boop, please?

Thank you.

(Source: oddhour)

mothernerd:

spoopy-sherlock:

giraffesandtheclap:

gsfsoul:

That looks like the “gods” are having a rave in the clouds

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud

mothernerd:

spoopy-sherlock:

giraffesandtheclap:

gsfsoul:

That looks like the “gods” are having a rave in the clouds

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud

all hail the glow cloud

(Source: wilted-scenes)

browngirlblues:

her-name-is-wena:

browngirlblues:

I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.

Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.

People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing

Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself

--

Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party

Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea

Romeo: *kisses her anyway*

Juliet: That was dumb of you

--

Romeo: We should get married right now

Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?

Romeo: Like tomorrow?

Juliet: Sure, fine.

--

Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.

Romeo: Right.

Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.

--

Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.

Romeo: *immediately kills himself*

Juliet: For fucks sake.

Anonymous asked
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

arrghigiveup:

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

Ok that comment just about killed me XD

i  was going to vegetate all day tomorrow but now i totally have to go back in town to see the giant butt plug

When you’re good at something, you’ll tell everyone. When you’re great at something, they’ll tell you.

Walter Payton (via maxkirin)

it started as a joke and it’s now an otp

that wonderful ship that you were like “yeah right” and now you are like “FUCKING DAMN IT” (via ashketchumwrites)  (via silver-me-timbers)

(Source: dementorwrites)