Personal, multi-fandom, spoiler-friendly.
Female anatomy is such a taboo that people don’t even fucking know the proper terminology. Like how often do you actually here people that aren’t health teachers or doctors use the word vulva??? Like wtf i don’t call your lips an esophagus
if you’re a grown ass man and you look at a sixteen year old girl as anything but a child the problem is with you, not with what she’s wearing
"it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway" one straight man says to another straight man. there is a third straight man waiting in the bedroom. the rule somehow still applies.
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
I love japanese bc it’s so regular and logical. eg,
kore = this, sore = that, dore = which
koko = here, soko = there, doko = where
koitsu = this person, soitsu = that person, doitsu = germany
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer