crystalzelda:

everyone’s got that couple of fanfics that you just read over and over even though you practically know it by heart because it’s so perfect it’s like a favorite book and you just catch yourself clicking to a random chapter on it because it’s so good it’s comforting to reread it

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

person: get your license

me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive

YOU CAN’T LICK CHEESE, OKAY

My girlfriend, just now.

just-the-fics-maam:

just-the-fics-maam’s tips for getting unstuck with your writing.

These ideas have helped me when I have gotten stuck. I hope they help you, too!

So, as a thought experiment, how would you go about telling someone you’ve never made a secret of not liking “I think your husband is abusing you and possibly your kids and I want to help”?

spockhetti:

AU where 'friend' and 'boyfriend'/'girlfriend' are the same word. imagine how confusing that would be! you would tell somebody about your ‘friend’ but they literally wouldn’t know what your relationship is because……..

oh wait sorry this isn’t an AU. German, I was talking about German. Imagine German.

He who fights with monsters should be careful he doesn’t become a monster himself. Unless that makes him more effective at fighting monsters. Like he becomes a badass werewolf who knows how to use a sword and has magic armor. That’d be so rad.

Nietzsche (via doc-sarge)

actualanimevillain:

there are days when i know
that i love you,
the same way i know my favorite colour:
instinctually, excitedly, intrinsically.
clusters of exclamation points
stitched tight around your existence.

there are days, too,
when i know that i love you
the same way i know the big bang happened:
distant, cold, and just short of certain.
the lingering warmth of it falling
just beyond my academic understanding.