best part of Edge of Tomorrow: the Maze Runner trailer

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aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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strawberries-in-december replied to your post “strawberries-in-december replied to your post…”

immediately after that tweet kasamatsu gets SO MANY calls from his agent, journalists, all wanting him to confirm that they are getting married. he goes out shopping for groceries and all the gossip mags have articles analyzing his lack of ring.

when he goes out drinking with takao, the gossip mags write CHEATING SCANDAL FOR KISE’S FIANCÉ. he gets hatemail from angry teenagers. ‘WE’RE NOT ENGAGED, WE HAVEN’T EVEN MET’ he tweets. kise of course takes this that kasamatsu wants to meet him.

Takao realizes he may have gone too far there and tweets about having friendly drinks with his guy friend, nothing to see here moving on, but he’s already too tipsy and it kind of veers into NO HOMO territory.

"Now half the teenage girls in this country think I’m cheating on a guy I’ve never actually met, and the other half think I’m a homophobic asshole. Do you have something to say for yourself?"

"You’ve attracted the attention of a new demographic?"

(He is ignoring Kise’s very public suggestions to meet up. That is not going to happen. Nope.)

strawberries-in-december replied to your post “KuroBas :D”

i still don’t get why hanamiya even has fans. let alone fans who ship him with kiyoshi. just why.

Yeaaaaah it kind of baffles me too.

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ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

factorielle:

there are no sweets to eat and I’m too tired to bake :/

WAIT I LIED I HAVE SHIRUKO

there are no sweets to eat and I’m too tired to bake :/

strawberries-in-december replied to your post “strawberries-in-december replied to your post…”

and does kise feel allowed to answer. but really, ten messages in three minutes isn’t all that much, right? no matter what kuroko says. really, kise thinks, kuroko is probably just jealous that kise hasn’t messaged him in a while.

Kasamatsu starts typing a response, then stops, then starts again, then decides to force himself into a twelve hours waiting period before he says ANYTHING.

Twelve hours are plenty long enough for Kise to inundate his inbox, it turns out.

one day kise leaks the middle school class pictures. they are of course terribly flattering only for him. even aomine calls him up afterwards to complain. (kuroko of course doesn’t since nobody noticed he was in the picture)

"I LIKE YOUR FIANCE MORE AND MORE EVERY DAY, YUKIO" Takao tweets.

sayasamax3 asked
KuroBas :D
  • Push off a cliff: Hanamiya Coach Sanada
  • Fuck: eeeep so many teenagers I am too old for this. ALEX? Alex.
  • Marry: Kagami
  • Set on fire: HANAMIYA FUCKING MAKOTO (I feel strongly about this)
  • Wrap a blanket around: Himuro, partly because he’d hate it.
  • Be roommates with: Momoi. Although she’d probably predict the end of every movie we watched together after five minutes.

Give me a fandom and I’ll tell you which characters I would

  • Push off a cliff
  • Frick frack
  • Marry
  • Set on fire
  • Wrap a blanket around
  • Be roommates with

And if I’m not in the fandom, I’ll go by what I’ve learned from tumblr

(Source: itsleightaylor)